A twisted tale of 2 zebra cakes and a cherry coke

So one fine day in October, I think it was the 6th, these two zebra cakes are walking along the Nile river in Nigeria, Canada and one says to the other,"Ever wonder why they call us zebra cakes? We don't look like Zebras. We're not made out of Zebras.". The other, slightly niave, screeches to a halt, "What do you mean, we're not made from zebras?!?!?". Then suddenly, from seemingly no where, a scantily clad Cherry Coke swings in on a Banana tree vine, swoops the 2 cakes up in her bottle cap and proclaims, "It's your calling, the zebra's are hungry!". The end.